A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS WITH PHINEAS AND DEMETRIUS
Demetrius: I think 2013 has been great.
Phineas: Well you've only been alive for a month so...
Demetrius: I'm just being polite for the camera
Phineas: Since when did you learn about being polite? I thought you were a grim guy
Phineas: Well unfortunately the problem is there isn't any audience
Demetrius: Oh well
Phineas: I'm pretty sure Someone was supposed to be on today
Demetrius: They're busy
Phineas: How would you know? Your barely a fiction character
Demetrius: I developed a consciousness
Phineas: Ha! Yeah right
Demetrius: no really
Phineas: But that's not possible
Demetrius: Yes it is
Phineas: Well that's your problem then. I thought we were supposed to talk about Christmas
Demetrius: Were we?
Phineas: Yeah look up
- A large sign hangs reading 'A very Merry Christmas with Phineas and Demetrius'*
Demetrius: eh. There's no audience anyways
Phineas: Well then why are we filming this?
Demetrius: I don't know. You were the one who organized it
Phineas: This is pointless. just turn off the camera
Demetrius: Fine then...
- End of recording*